Dicks on Display
Unsolicited dicks on display, such a fucking comedy,
Here are the top reasons for this absurdity.
These fools think they’re clever, they think they’re so slick,
But all that they show is a sad little trick.
October 2024
Hope Reborn
A flicker of flame, a dance of light,
A cozy nook on a chilly night.
Waxen tears drip, a silent sigh,
As leaves outside begin to die.
The wind outside, a mournful moan.
Raise a Glass to the Wankers
Raise a Glass to the Wankers
Here is to the absolute muppets of the world, the ones who still think social media is their playground for cringe-worthy attempts at finding romance. Raise a glass to the wankers who do not seem to grasp that starting a conversation with “DM me” or an extreme close-up of their private parts and I do not mean a VHS tape of the Howard Stern movie with the same name, is not, and will never be a smooth opener. These are the lovely folks who lurk in the digital shadows, terrified of actual human interaction, hoping that an ambiguous, one-size-fits-all message will miraculously make submissives fall at their feet. Spoiler alert: it will not.
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Fetish Friday: Peggy Bumdy Straps On
Welcome to the captivating world of Fetish Fridays, where desires often twist into delightful surprises. Today’s title, “Peggy Bumdy Straps On,” playfully nods to Peggy Bundy from Married… with Children. This wordplay serves as a creative knock on the backdoor for a conversation about pegging. At its core, pegging involves one partner, usually a woman, using a strap-on dildo to penetrate the other partner anally. This act can spark excitement, curiosity, and even nervousness. Many find pegging enjoyable because it breaks away from traditional roles and introduces new sensations. The thrill of trying something outside of one’s comfort zone can foster intimacy and trust between partners. For some, the prostate stimulation associated with pegging can lead to intense pleasure and even heightened orgasms, making the experience both pleasurable and fulfilling.
Before embarking on this adventure, prioritizing safety and comfort is essential. Open communication between partners is crucial to discuss boundaries, preferences, and concerns. Establishing safe words and signals provides reassurance, ensuring partners feel secure throughout the experience.
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Teds Talk, A Plush Perspective On Consent
I am so glad to be back with you for another Teds’ Talk! Last time, I told you about my not-so-great adventure with Percy the unicorn and Lilly Leap the frog. Well, let me tell you, it was BIG twouble! I had to eat broccoli for dinner and sit in the corner for what felt like FOREVER. All this happened because I got carried away and forgot something super duper important: consent!
Now, consent is a people word that means everyone involved gets to say “yes” or “no” to something, and they really, really mean it. It is like when you and your stuffed friends decide to play a game together. If one of you does not want to play, it is important to listen to and respect that. In the world of BDSM and kink, where things can get a little spicy, consent is extra important because everyone needs to feel safe and happy. If someone feels pressured or uncomfortable, it can ruin the fun, just like I ruined the ride for Percy and Lilly.
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Kerouac’s Ghost
The wind’s got a howl, yeah, like Kerouac’s ghost,
Blowing through the alleys where lovers get lost,
Autumn rolls in, all cool jazz and slow burn,
Summer’s old news, man, just another turn,
And I’m finding love in the fade, digging the cost.
Inclusivity, Not Just An Afterthought
Inclusivity, Not Just An Afterthought
Inclusion in BDSM is not just a philosophy but a necessity to ensure that everyone who feels called to the lifestyle has a space to explore, engage, and thrive. Unfortunately, many are familiar with the crass and oversimplified statements tossed around by some, such as “all men desire a submissive woman” or “men must kneel before women.” These notions do more than just misrepresent BDSM; they pigeonhole people into roles based solely on their anatomy, perpetuating outdated stereotypes.
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Fetish Friday: This Is So Humiliating
Fetish Friday: This Is So Humiliating
Humiliation in BDSM is one of the most intriguing and often misunderstood aspects of kink. The idea of deliberately engaging in acts or scenarios designed to degrade or embarrass might seem strange to some, but for others, it serves as a powerful tool for exploring power dynamics, trust, and vulnerability. Despite its prominence in certain portrayals, there is a persistent myth that humiliation is a mandatory component of BDSM or kink activities, which is far from the truth. Understanding the diversity of BDSM practices is key to appreciating that humiliation is just one of many ways individuals might choose to explore their desires.
It is essential to address the myth that humiliation is a must-have element in BDSM. This misconception often arises from stereotypes and misrepresentations in media and popular culture, where BDSM is frequently portrayed as inherently degrading or humiliating. However, BDSM is a diverse and multifaceted practice that encompasses a wide range of activities, preferences, and dynamics. While some individuals find humiliation to be a fulfilling part of their experience, it is by no means universal or required. BDSM is fundamentally about exploring consensual power dynamics, trust, and pleasure in ways that are meaningful to the participants involved. Whether or not humiliation plays a role in that exploration is entirely up to those involved, and many people in the BDSM community engage in practices that have nothing to do with humiliation. The beauty of BDSM lies in its flexibility and adaptability to individual desires and boundaries.
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Scenes And Hearts
Scenes And Hearts
In the dance of trust and fantasy’s weave,
Partners embrace, their souls interleave.
With gentle touch and fiery flare,
Explorations weave a bond so rare.
Soft spanks echo through the night,
A tender touch, then deeper might.
Leashes held with playful grace,
A submissive’s heart finds its place.